What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:15

-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
Why has Schrödinger's Cat, the experiment, not actually been performed?
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…